Jay Jack’s recipe for making a basement toy. :
(Strap in…. shit’s gonna get uncomfortable)
First…. Find a random person. Pick one that you like. You’re gonna be spending a bit of time on this project.
Break it down. Take away access to ALL resources. Control if and when they move. When they go to the bathroom. EVERYTHING!
You become the ONLY source of ANY comfort.
Anything good ONLY comes from you.
For the really tough ones…..
Stop feeding them.
You can put them in complete isolation. Even “Black Box” containment unit.
You make them perform totally arbitrary tasks with super harsh punishment for mistakes.
This is all done IMPERSONALLY. It’s really important that you not get personal.
That’s the trick to making them really “love” you.
That’s the magic of Stockholm Syndrome.
See….. When you just hold someone hostage and are mean to them. without giving them an “ally”…. They hate you.
But….. If you play it right, they come out the other end LOVING you.
There’s cases of hostages that have been allowed to roam in the outside world. But they return to their captors.
So, to pull that off, you have to make it feel like YOU are the one RESCUING them from this predicament they “happened” to find themselves in.
You want to help them (if they would only just help you do that and cooperate).
You don’t want to have to keep punishing them.
YOU are their way OUT of the lock-down.
The “Moving Center Of Their Universe”.
So….. What the fuck does this have to do with dog training?
If you take the word people/person and replace it with dog, you have a lot of folks idea of dog training. I’m not exaggerating.
Yep….. Almost everything on that list is a verbatim recommendation of how to handle training your dog.
And, what’s worse is, they will say they’re all about the relationship.
And, sure…… On the surface, they “appear” the same.
A real relationship, and a capture bonded relationship will both display “love”. They both “choose” to be there. And want to make the other person happy.
But, if you can’t tell that they are fundamentally vastly different…..
Then I’d hate to be your significant other.
Sure, it’s harder. Yes, it takes more work.
I can turn you out in my basement and “make” you love me in a month or two.
But to develop a true relationship and actually earn your love. That may take a lot longer.
Saw something today where people were recommending this “capture bonding” as a dog training idea, and was just too irritated not to write something. So there it is.
For fucks sake. Take the dog out of the “hole” and develop a real relationship.
Or……If you still think that’s the way to go…..
Maybe, come over to my place and let me show you my lovely collection of lotions, I could use a new “friend”.